Here’s how NOT to take property photos, along with our top tips on how to deal with common issues that can arise when photographing houses.
We all love a good fail. Fail Army’s Fails of the Week is one of the best things about Facebook and something I personally enjoy probably more than I should. Anyway, here is a fabulous collection of estate agent photo fails along with my best efforts at constructive criticism to help you avoid ending up in a fail blog post.
Horse in the house
The unwritten rule of photographing houses – remove any horses from the hallway.
Excellent use of a wide-angle lens here, sadly the same cannot be said for the use of Adobe Photoshop to clean up the mysterious floor markings. Anyone seen Fluffy?
Property photographer reflection
Great job of remembering to turn on the light, but if you look carefully, the agents reflection can be seen in the corner of the shot. Here’s a handy post on how you go about removing the man in the mirror.
Bathroom clutter (and wall-mounted washing machine)
Lazy work by the agent here for not removing the bathroom products. Always declutter if possible, or use Adobe Photoshop afterwards.
Composition of internal garden furniture
A wonderful Van Gough-esque blue and yellow colour scheme on display here. It’s a crying shame the impact of the colours are lost, the whole room looks a bit dark to me. A shadow and colour boost wouldn’t go a miss to bring this indoor patio shot to life.
Car removal from image required
It’s not always possible to remove cars from shot when at the property, but they can be afterwards in Adobe Photoshop. Maybe the agent was pressed for time after fumbling with all those keys trying to get in one of the 4 front doors.
Sh*t composition and wonky photo
This agent has commando-crawled through this doorway and look how wonky the shot is. I recommend crouching down to take the shot from waist height, it’s easier to support the camera and it helps to avoid leaning walls in your shots. It’s also advisable to remove objects like spare toilets out of shot.
Don’t use a basic camera – scarily bad
This shot was clearly taken with a basic ‘point and shoot camera’. A good portion of the room has been missed out of the frame due to the limitations of the camera. Had the agent been using a digital SLR with wide-angle lens, they would not have this problem — clown.
Never ever take the shot facing a wall! Always shoot into the corner of a room if you can. And another thing, always fully unwrap the clingfilm off of any wardrobes, it just looks bad if you don’t.
The viewpoint of this fitness room is all wrong. I like that the agent has switched on the light and opened up the slats on this internal window to maximise the flow of light, but nothing else about the shot is good. They should have ventured inside the room, crouched in the corner near the door, and shot into the corner of the room, making sure to get a window in the frame, if there is one.
‘Tidy’ can be a subjective term. It’s not the job of the agent or photographer to engage in a full-scale clean up, so sometimes a messy photo is inevitable. The team here at Elements are skilled in removing objects, clutter and hung over girls from photos, so send them to us if you need help with that.
A great angled shot into the corner of the room here, but whoever took this forgot to enlist the vendors help in escorting this friendly pooch to the garden. The clarity of the room is terrible as the focus is on Coco’s face. Whilst it is possible to sharpen clarity in Adobe Lightroom, this shot is beyond saving.
Leaving TVs on is both lazy and unprofessional, turn them off. The flash reflection is also ruining this image. The only good thing about this photo is that the doors are open to show the flow of the property. However, the live demonstration of the en-suite functionality is less than ideal.
Bathroom clutter and firearms
This is one we get asked to do all the time — remove clutter from bathrooms. Things like stacks of toilet roll, shampoo bottles, bleach bottles, and guns. If you need any small firearms removing from your shots, just let us know.
Remove reflections – such a pants photo
The other benefit of shooting into the corner of the room is that you don’t capture your reflection in a mirror. This could easily happen to vendors in the comfort of their own home, snapping the shots to list their property with an online estate agent — don’t get caught with your trousers down!
Don’t make the same mistakes!
For practical tips on how to avoid making your own photo fails, check out our Ultimate Guide to Property Photography. If you take great shots already but just need help removing items or boosting their appeal to the max — send them to us, we’ll work our magic and have them back with you in just 3 hours!
Credit to theguardian.com, express.com, telegraph.co.uk, dailymail.co.uk, terriblerealestatephotos.com, and thehouseshop.com for the images. And thanks to the agents who took these shots, without them this post would not be possible!